The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.
Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?
by giltinė October 29, 2020
Get the Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. mug.1) Statement intended to surprise or awaken. Usually when you "invite" yourself into a hot girl's house you know secretly wants you, having read the "signs and signals" of her interest while waiting in line at Tim Hortons.
2) Exclamation used during a sudden and intense ejaculation onto the back, stomach, left eye or ear of some hot broad.
3) Usually shouted as a prelude to physical injury to a spouse or love interest.
2) Exclamation used during a sudden and intense ejaculation onto the back, stomach, left eye or ear of some hot broad.
3) Usually shouted as a prelude to physical injury to a spouse or love interest.
by Mastagon February 25, 2010
Get the Hocus Pocus Bitch mug.A phrase to be used when a friend, acquaintance or otherwise known person says something so utterly false and simply wrong, that you must quickly and deliberately inform them of their logical fallacy.
by Thechickenmaster6000 February 20, 2022
Get the Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus mug.Police hocus-pocus ; is when the police turn a blind eye. It may still involve an infringement notice, but for the most part, they go easy on you.
Thankfully, the Police hocus-pocus, lead me to continue my journey without the relevant bike licence, only my car L's permit. I still copped a fine of $750AUD in the mail and once I reached my destination I was not to ride again till I had the official licence ment.
This happened twice actually, but the first time round I didn't get an infringement notice in the mail.
Live and Learn !!
This happened twice actually, but the first time round I didn't get an infringement notice in the mail.
Live and Learn !!
by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020
Get the Police hocus-pocus mug.A stupid, ignorant, narcissistic, self centered, egotistical shithead who got voted in as the President of the United States of America
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Get the hokus pokus mug.I could be wrong, but I belive hokus pokus board translates from "crazed old dude" speak as skateboard
hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels
old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic
hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels
old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic
"You damn kids, get off my proporty with them there hokus pokus boards! this heres private popertie!" no its not u stupid old hag its a sidewalk which is owned by the city
by Crazed old dude October 20, 2009
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