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WiFi hobo

A term to describe people who spend their day traveling from free WiFi spot to free WiFi spot . These people usually have no internet access at home.
Girl: See that guy and his netbook? I saw him at Mcdonald's AND Wendy's today. And the coffee shop yesterday.

Guy: He must be a WiFi hobo.
by Shelltown July 10, 2010
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Hobo ate

To have eaten something past its expiration date.
"My yogurt expired a month ago, but I was so hungry I hobo ate it anyway."
by TheSnarkyMrsM September 18, 2014
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hobo power

The accepted unit of measure referring to the degree of offense of an odor.
One would have to reach the stench of ten hobos in order to gain a measurment of 10 hobo power.
i.e.
8-10 hobo power(or HP) may describe the exhaust fumes from the bus that just pulled in front of you.
A good broccoli fart might reach 25 hobo power.
At 50 hobo power there is projectile vomiting.
100 hobo power has never been documented in nature. It is theoretical at this point in science, much like absolute zero. It is widely assumed that if one were to experience 100 hobo power, its effects would surely be fatal.
I swear when Jimmy pulled that Yokozuna on my face, I almost puked. His ass must be about 45 hobo power.
by The Elusive Janteeee September 9, 2003
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hobo plunder

1. Items that a homeless person has. Usually stored in a bag, cart, or some other form of portable carrying device.

2. Useless items found in an MMORPG.
1. Wow, that homeless guy has a huge cart. And its filled to the brim with Hobo Plunder.

2. My inventory is full? I must have grabbed too many broken datapads, and other Hobo Plunder.
by Spades85 April 3, 2005
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Hobliferated

The feeling of having one's mind blown.
Oh man! That movie was awesome! I'm totally hobliferated!
by sqr acv August 1, 2011
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hallway hobo

in college, when students lay around in the hallways before class.
Tom had to walk over all the hallway hobos before going to class.
by brian andersonnnnnnnn February 4, 2014
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Hobo Hole

Hole at the top of an overpass at Markham park
Yo Melvin, wanna smoke weed at the hobo hole?
by 0.1134 November 9, 2014
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