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teenage blogger Anastasia Ataria (aka Steven Henry) on social networking platform Tumblr. Recently got "tumblr famous" as usual, for no apparent reason.
Allan : "did you check out that blog I forwarded you to?"
Amy : "what is it called again?"
Allan : "hipstercore-official"
by Allan Demetrius October 31, 2011
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A place where one is surrounded or cannot escape from hipsters.
Jon: Hey, do you want to visit Laguardia with me?
Kate: Fuck no, I hate hipsterland.

Mimi: Do you have a tumblr?
Becca: Of course not! That is like a virtual hipsterland!
by Mikanos April 12, 2011
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Hipstellectual

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1. One who makes pretentiously dismissive or authoritative statements regarding an academic field or work of art, which is totally obvious, irrelevant, or off-base, suggesting they have not read the book they're discussing.

2. One who repeats bullshit osmosed from drinking PBR with pseudo-intellectuals.
Bukowski is SUCH a misogynist," the cute hipstellectual girl smugly declared to the approbation of her mismatched ilk, who could care less what she had to say and mainly wanted to bang her.
by barry b September 16, 2010
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hipsterpotamus

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A hippopotamus living in an urban zoo unsheltered from mainstream culture.

Also a fat hipster.
Zookeeper: A hipsterpotamus and many other species of hipsterpotami tend to sport thick black-framed shades while basking in their warm shit-infested pond.

Orson: Sick.
by Paco43 July 18, 2011
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Hipstemo

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A person that is a hipster with an emo flair. A hipstemo is different than a hipster or an emo because they are a bit darker than hipsters, and less self-loathing than emos.
I am a hipstemo because I wear cool vintage clothes and converse, but I also have black hair and piercings.
by Artsybaby May 14, 2010
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Hipsterobscura

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/ˈhɪp.stɚ‿opˈsku .ra/
Any building/design aesthetics Most Desired By Hipsters and other people who like to seem Savvy and Cutting-Edge. Specifically, any design/aesthetic choice made especially because it's "unique enough" to warrant "bragging rights" that highlight that person's, supposed Uniqueness, but otherwise is impractical or annoying or simply pointless. This especially applies to those who invest a great deal of effort into something so that they can go, "Oh that? Yeah that's just my like, Knowledge about this Obscureish thing that demarcates me as Superior and Cooler than you."
"I would like my home to showcase my wealth of knowledge about my expensive hobby, you know? I want that hipsterobscura look."

"We have a post-contemporary hipsterobscura aesthetic throughout the office, which fits perfectly with our hip alternative tech startup lifestyle."
by Aschedjidoi October 30, 2016
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hipsterati

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n.

1) synonym for hipsters.
I can't go anywhere in this town without being overrun by the hipsterati.
by katesherlock November 13, 2004
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