It's when a dog can't stop shitting and just keeps constantly shutting like all of the lies coming out of hillarys mouth.
That dog is a hillaryass
by She's not my president November 26, 2016
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Dude 1: I thought I was going to ace that math exam but I totally hillaried it.
Dude 2: That's your problem, you were so confident, you didn't study. So of course you were hillaried.
Dude 2: That's your problem, you were so confident, you didn't study. So of course you were hillaried.
by Bif Loman January 13, 2008
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Hillarrhoids are painful individuals whose election defeat becomes lodged in their anal canal. In their normal state, they have a shitty obsession with nanny-like control over their peers. (Research suggests that manifests a latent desire “for mamma” or a return to the tenuous safety of the womb.)
They become a disease when swollen or inflamed because they can’t accept Hillary’s defeat. The unqualified term "Hillarrhoid" is often used to refer to the disease or individuals who suffer the disease.
The signs and symptoms of Hillarrhoids depend on the type present. The condition typically presents as awful pains in the ass. Acute cases may result in victims sticking their heads so far up their own asses that they can only regurgitate political talking points from cable news (or in extreme cases, hashtags from social media).
They become a disease when swollen or inflamed because they can’t accept Hillary’s defeat. The unqualified term "Hillarrhoid" is often used to refer to the disease or individuals who suffer the disease.
The signs and symptoms of Hillarrhoids depend on the type present. The condition typically presents as awful pains in the ass. Acute cases may result in victims sticking their heads so far up their own asses that they can only regurgitate political talking points from cable news (or in extreme cases, hashtags from social media).
I liked D's wife, but she's got a mild case of the Hillarhoids. She assumed that my wife voted for Hillary because she's a woman. I laughed and told her, "No, my wife and I have a deal: I won't think with my johnson and she won't vote with her va-jay-jay."
by KarmaPlant July 20, 2018
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by Claire Try February 5, 2009
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"That new Chris Rock HBO special was hilareal."
"Jon Stewart and Bill maher should do a show together, they hilareal."
"That new Chris Rock HBO special was hilareal."
"Jon Stewart and Bill maher should do a show together, they hilareal."
by piet h. September 16, 2007
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Tom and Stephanie totally Hillaried last weekend when her bf Ron caught them fucking in his jeep, they still claim they were searching for her cell phone
by Desert lightning September 1, 2016
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A- Aaaaaaggghhhh yeessss
B- What's wrong with you, man?
A- *Gasping* Nothing, really... I've just had a huge Hillarygasm...
A- Aaaaaaggghhhh yeessss
B- What's wrong with you, man?
A- *Gasping* Nothing, really... I've just had a huge Hillarygasm...
by Greg Goenczi February 28, 2008
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