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The ol' Heinz 57

When you bang someone from behind and smack their ass so hard they get a bloody nose or bite their lip/tongue until it bleeds.
The bed was a real mess after I gave her the ol' Heinz 57 last night
by Realtomatoketchupeddie October 30, 2025
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Heinz Sight is 57

Perception of the nature of an event after it has happened. Not to be confused with "hindsight", heinz sight is 57, not 2020.

(Coincidentally, Heinz has 57 varieties.)
"Damn dude, I shouldn't have jumped my snowmachine over the house."
"Well you know what they say, heinz sight is 57."
by BongRipper3000 April 28, 2017
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