Hibernatory

The desire to remove oneself from the world, and all forms of communication. The the feeling of wishing to go into "hibernation", to be unavailable for an indefinite amount of time. To turn the mobile phone off and not answer emails, texts, even possibly a knock at the door.

" I'm feeling very hibernatory at the moment, I just want to shut myself away and have some peace"

by ktdollface February 19, 2010

Hiberisonation

To hibernate and Isolate oneself nationally during a pandemic winter

It's too cold and hard to holiday during Hiberisonation

by BeliAm May 5, 2020

hibernating woodlock

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute

"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock

by ratwrap February 13, 2023

Hibernal Photoconductor

An interdimensional anomaly insinuating device that is used to destroy all energy, matter, space, and time. Though spreads the user(s) across the spans to parallel existence's. Which can be but not limited too; the past, the future, a differing present, and/or a void plain.

Has multiple uses; including time travel, interdimensional travel, h4x0ring, and removing abandoned heavy-duty offshore oil rigs.

First discovered by the foot fire lighting ninja's, the device throughout the mortal conception of time has been the cause of the destruction of the universe several times. Though with use in alternate dimensions have canceled out the device being used in the current time space. Though some speculate this cannot be known as, if the universe were to suddenly to become nonexistent we would never be one to realize it as our consciousness would also cease to exist. And a different consciousness in a similar parallel universe would continue on with the nonexistence of the other self.

...Extraordinary as it may be, triggered another time paradox in the fourth dimension which counteracted my first time paradox and reinstated the original hibernal photoconductors, and as a direct consequence reinstates much of the story that was previously nullified, but as an end result, nullifies all storyline emanating from the first mention of the mysterious disappearance of the hibernal photoconductor, which is a total...

by Satans Blob, Mako January 22, 2005

hi bye friend

A person you would say "hi" and "bye" to casually, but little more. Generally someone desirable as an acquaintance and not anything more.

From "This American Life"

After she said "no" to a date, she said we could remain hi bye friends.

by flykiddoc August 18, 2009

hibber jibber

is what u say instead of swearing

oh shit.... no no no ... oh hibber jibber

by llooll May 14, 2009

Hibernian FC

The supreme footballing club of Edinburgh. Known for dominance of their hapless city rivals Heart if midlothian their committed travelling support and widely credited with making Scottish football exciting once more.

Hibernian FC have beaten Heart of Midlothian once again.

by ScottishHibee August 6, 2018