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Aural Herpes

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Aural Herpes occurs when a song gets stuck in your head, goes away, and then comes back. Once infected, the song remains in the head for life, with outbreaks occurring from time to time. While there is no known cure for aural herpes, outbreaks can be treated, usually by listening to music.
Katy Perry is a common strain of Aural Herpes.
by wesa23519 September 4, 2011
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Oral Herpes

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Oral herpes is an infection of the mouth and lips of the herpes virus.
Adam Nardo got oral herpes from making out with Robb Lane.
by Archiepooh March 19, 2011
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ghost herpes

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The paranoid itch you get on your privates when you didn't use a condom
I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes

Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes
by cdafox September 22, 2009
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The storm cloud in Mario Kart Wii which shrinks the user and can be passed between cars simply by bumping into each other.
Shit, I thought it was cool driving with Peach, but all I ended up with was last place and mario herpes.
by Biggie Smalls for mayor February 21, 2009
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Herpiegonnorasyphilaids

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Herpiegonnorasiphilaids is herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS at the same time. Someone who is an extreme where has herpiegonnorasyphilaids.
Tyler: Look at that chick. She's hot!

Steve: Don't sleep with her! She has herpiegonnorasyphilaids.

Christina (whore): Hey boys! Wanna have sex?
by HawaiianPunch1 January 2, 2023
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relationship herpes

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A toxic, viral relationship that infects you at the most inopportune moments, ugly and painful. It can affect all future relationships. The only known cure is death of the host or the virus. Whichever comes first
Hey dude, did you just run into your ex?

Yeah, my relationship herpes acted up. Ruined my dinner...
by kacz January 2, 2014
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facebook herpes

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someone who constantly writes on your facebook page and/or comments on everything you write
Steve's been giving me facebook herpes ever since I added him as a friend
by honest bob 85 October 21, 2009
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