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I was watching a pornographic movie while laying on my bed, on my stomach. I wanted to do humpies SO BAD!
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*Definition of hemp:
1a: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb (Cannabis sativa of the family Cannabaceae, the hemp family) that is cultivated for its tough bast fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
NOTE: Cultivated hemp is often distinguished from cannabis by possessing very low levels of the psychoactive substance THC.
b: the fiber of hemp
… hemp can produce superb paper and construction materials lighter and stronger than lumber.
— Ted Williams
2: a fiber (such as jute) from a plant other than the true hemp
also : a plant yielding such fiber
hemp noun
English Language Learners Definition of hemp
: a plant that is used to make thick ropes and some drugs (such as hashish and marijuana)
Medical Definition of hemp
1: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb of the genus Cannabis (C. sativa) that is cultivated for its strong woody fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
*Definition of hemp:
1a: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb (Cannabis sativa of the family Cannabaceae, the hemp family) that is cultivated for its tough bast fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
NOTE: Cultivated hemp is often distinguished from cannabis by possessing very low levels of the psychoactive substance THC.
b: the fiber of hemp
… hemp can produce superb paper and construction materials lighter and stronger than lumber.
— Ted Williams
2: a fiber (such as jute) from a plant other than the true hemp
also : a plant yielding such fiber
hemp noun
English Language Learners Definition of hemp
: a plant that is used to make thick ropes and some drugs (such as hashish and marijuana)
Medical Definition of hemp
1: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb of the genus Cannabis (C. sativa) that is cultivated for its strong woody fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
The Hempress was cheered by the huge crowd at the annual hemp festival as experts in the hemp industry recognized those in the field making the most impact. She was quoted as saying, "hempressing is an honor and a pleasure and I thank my hempire for their ongoing support."
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