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Hempster

Noun- An individual that smoked marijuanna before legalization
Dude, Tom's been bragging about smoking weed since the 90s; what a freaking hempster!
by WWWdot December 5, 2014
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herpster

An imitation Hulk Hogan, except 1.5 feet shorter, donning pink apparel, spreading herpes to unknowing partners at rock concerts.
Gina has to take pills for the rest of her life after hanging out with that herpster, Drew.
by JesusSThompson August 23, 2008
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Hempsterdance

Like the Hampsterdance only with weed. Hempsterdance is a member on the wrestlingfigs community.
HEY EVERYONE ITS THE 420 HEMPSTERDANCE!!!
by A 420 friend January 18, 2013
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helasterä

There is a legend of the infamous Malcolm Helasterä, he was the most handsome, athletic and lovable man of alltime, he killed Isis and soon took over Donald Trump as president of America. Then he started to fuck hoes but thats for another story
Helasterä is really Legendary, i want to be like him
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Hempster

The husband, husband like person, or domestic life partner of a hempstress. A male hemper who is fully educated on the hemp plant, cannabis sativa l.
The hempster thought to bring hemp, cannabis sativa l., back to the Flower City of Rochester NY to the Rochester public market district, along with his hempstress, upon learning that the 2014 NY farm bill allowed for hemp.
by #mrshempstress October 8, 2019
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Holpster

A holistic flavor of hipster; one who seeks out the full experience or knowledge of something in all of its nuance, not only for the sake of having it, but also for developing a more complete understanding of the world. A holpster lacks the self-declaratory proclivities of their 'Hip' counterparts, usually have a much less defined sense of fashion, and a wider taste in music.

From this understanding arises a subsequent impulse away from the "best" or most enjoyable options in low-stakes scenarios as holpsters tend to believe a breadth of experience is more important and enriching than what will give the most short-term gain.
Joe: "Why does Ed order other things on the sushi menu when the lobster roll is so clearly the best?"
Steve: "I guess he must be a holpster."

Stu: " Amanda is such a holpster. Look at her reading the entire Wikipedia page on Sumo Wrestling. Why is she doing that?"
by skii ball .44 November 14, 2019
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Hempsters

People that define themselves based on the type of business they have that generally sells CBD. This type will often tell you to 'have a Hempy Weekend' and integrate the word Hemp into almost everything that sounds like it. The same type of human will also claim they have the best product on the market, that it gets nobody high, and then when sales get slow they'll start selling THCa and claim it's 'from hemp' - and then tell you to have a Stoney Weekend just to make a few dollars. The Hempsters are known to change their game based on net profits; they also allowed all the legacy people to sit in Jail, irritating the old-school stoners to no end. The best way to spot a Hempsters is the lack of a joint in their hand.
1.) "That Hempster just told me that THC-O is a natural cannabinoid, what planet did they come from?" 2.) "Have a Hempy Weekend? Nah, I'm smoking an OG preroll stuffed with diamonds!" 3.) "Just say no to Hempsters, most of them have no clue that 1000 mg is only 1 gram"
by ResearcherOG_Mike January 7, 2024
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