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by TheLegendHimself,Helasterä December 11, 2016
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The hempster thought to bring hemp, cannabis sativa l., back to the Flower City of Rochester NY to the Rochester public market district, along with his hempstress, upon learning that the 2014 NY farm bill allowed for hemp.
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From this understanding arises a subsequent impulse away from the "best" or most enjoyable options in low-stakes scenarios as holpsters tend to believe a breadth of experience is more important and enriching than what will give the most short-term gain.
From this understanding arises a subsequent impulse away from the "best" or most enjoyable options in low-stakes scenarios as holpsters tend to believe a breadth of experience is more important and enriching than what will give the most short-term gain.
Joe: "Why does Ed order other things on the sushi menu when the lobster roll is so clearly the best?"
Steve: "I guess he must be a holpster."
Stu: " Amanda is such a holpster. Look at her reading the entire Wikipedia page on Sumo Wrestling. Why is she doing that?"
Steve: "I guess he must be a holpster."
Stu: " Amanda is such a holpster. Look at her reading the entire Wikipedia page on Sumo Wrestling. Why is she doing that?"
by skii ball .44 November 14, 2019
Get the Holpster mug.People that define themselves based on the type of business they have that generally sells CBD. This type will often tell you to 'have a Hempy Weekend' and integrate the word Hemp into almost everything that sounds like it. The same type of human will also claim they have the best product on the market, that it gets nobody high, and then when sales get slow they'll start selling THCa and claim it's 'from hemp' - and then tell you to have a Stoney Weekend just to make a few dollars. The Hempsters are known to change their game based on net profits; they also allowed all the legacy people to sit in Jail, irritating the old-school stoners to no end. The best way to spot a Hempsters is the lack of a joint in their hand.
1.) "That Hempster just told me that THC-O is a natural cannabinoid, what planet did they come from?" 2.) "Have a Hempy Weekend? Nah, I'm smoking an OG preroll stuffed with diamonds!" 3.) "Just say no to Hempsters, most of them have no clue that 1000 mg is only 1 gram"
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