Hempsters 

People that define themselves based on the type of business they have that generally sells CBD. This type will often tell you to 'have a Hempy Weekend' and integrate the word Hemp into almost everything that sounds like it. The same type of human will also claim they have the best product on the market, that it gets nobody high, and then when sales get slow they'll start selling THCa and claim it's 'from hemp' - and then tell you to have a Stoney Weekend just to make a few dollars. The Hempsters are known to change their game based on net profits; they also allowed all the legacy people to sit in Jail, irritating the old-school stoners to no end. The best way to spot a Hempsters is the lack of a joint in their hand.

1.) "That Hempster just told me that THC-O is a natural cannabinoid, what planet did they come from?" 2.) "Have a Hempy Weekend? Nah, I'm smoking an OG preroll stuffed with diamonds!" 3.) "Just say no to Hempsters, most of them have no clue that 1000 mg is only 1 gram"

Hempsters by ResearcherOG_Mike January 7, 2024

Humpster Fire 

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

Humpster Fire by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021

Heapsters 

Heapsters - the collective nickname for super fans of Grammy winning artist Imogen Heap. A Heapster can often be identified by their almost constant obsessing over the English songwriters music, lyrics & brilliantly original sense of personal style.

Heapsters - "Heapsters are just about the coolest fanbase around."

Heapsters by Original Heapster April 16, 2015

pretension of hipsters 

Like an ostentation of peacocks, a murder of crows, or a parliament of owls, a pretension of hipsters is a simple and elegant term for a grouping of one of the more annoying self-referential and self-satisfied demographics in the history of demographics. Pretensions of hipsters can be found combing through old record stores in search of vinyl, hitting cool overpriced urban thrift stores, hanging for hours at local coffee shops, and, either performing in, or standing in line to listen to, a band of other hipsters with unfortunate facial hair, playing quasi-folky/blue grass inspired, unidentifiable something or other. There will be a banjo player.

Although pretensions of hipsters set up residence in cool and edgy neighborhoods such as Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and San Francisco's Mission District, where they can be spotted unabashedly overstating their cultural significance, they will have most likely arrived, trust funds in tow, during the second or third wave of gentrification, well after the hard-core artists have done the difficult work of staking out a claim in a relatively inexpensive if shady neighborhood, with no coffee shops, just delis and bodegas, with burnt coffee to go.

"Look honey, a pretension of hipsters just arrived in our neighborhood."
"Glad I didn't throw out my stove pipe hat."

pretension of hipsters by AngWS0522 April 30, 2014

aging hipsters 

Kraftwerk-listening, craft beer-drinking poseurs of a certain age. They dress their toddlers in Ramones t-shirts and jam their middle-aged spread into low-rise skinny jeans.

Those aging hipsters were complaining about the noise at last night's hardcore show.

aging hipsters by Mr. Weebitzy December 30, 2011

hampster 

A person who lives in the Hamptons, misspells the word hamster, and justifies the error by announcing they are entitled to add a P to it as a privilege they get from living there.

The gripter Hilaria Baldwin says, "We are in the HamPtons... therefore my hamsters could possibly be hamPsters."

hampster by lonestargogo September 1, 2021

Hemp of Hipsters 

A group of hipsters. Similar to saying "a pride of lions" or "a murder of crows"

Oh my god, did you see that hemp of hipsters sitting in the Lower Left dining hall blasting Crystal Castles?

Hemp of Hipsters by ryshh12 March 22, 2011