Queef Heaving

The Sport of idaho Where a potato is inserted into the vagina and farted (or) Queefed out aiming for a target...

Hey Bri Wanna Play A Round Of Queef Heaving?

by Shaniqua Russet Avenue July 29, 2008

Heave a Havana

To grow a tail, take a dump, to light the bum cigar.

"Who went to Cuba, there's a huge havana in the shitter."

by Jtron 3000 October 06, 2003

dry heaves

the morning after a long drinking session, where you have nothing in your stomach but still feel the urge to vomit. nothing comes up.

the morning after my ten cans of john smiths, i had the dry heaves

by Rkty January 26, 2008

dry heave

to have throw up convulsions but nothing comes out

her pussy smelt like a stale week old tuna sandwich so much I had dry heaved

by handle August 15, 2003

Butt Heaving

Agressive diarrhea, more violent in nature than regular diarrhea, and where each episode requires a longer than normal visit to the restroom. Similar in nature to extreme vomiting after drinking WAY too much alcohol after a long night of partying except that material is ejected from the other end. (The word is funnier if pronounced "Buttheavin' ".)

Dude, why were you in there so long?
Sorry, I was butt heaving.

Don't go in there yet, someone was just in there buttheavin'.

by Internet Dan February 08, 2010

banana heaves

When you try to eat a banana but every time you take a bite you start dry heaving like a sonuva b!tch.

I want to love bananas so I keep trying to eat them but when I do, I get the major banana heaves.

by McShak-in Buger January 07, 2016

Frost Heaves

A woman's breasts that are nipping out; a woman's cold tits.

Man, did you see Rachel's frost heaves today, it looked like she was smuggling two baby carrots.

by Ninja Dancer March 19, 2009