headlights

When you can see a girl's nipples through her shirt, occurring most often on rainy or cold days

(rain falling outside)
Ben: Do you know what this rain means?
Paul: No, What?
Ben: Some girls will have their headlights on today.

by Sirk10 April 21, 2008

Caught in the headlights

When you freeze up when your parents walk in on you masterbating and you don't have time to hide anything.

Spencer: Dude i was in my room last night jerking off and my parents walked. I was Caught in the headlights and i couldn't hide the lotion, my member, or the porn.
Hayden: Thats what you get for trying to pull a sixxer.
Spencer:Its the Summer and I'm lonely.

by damzaha June 26, 2010

Headit

Someone so stupid, you consider them funny and the most retarded at the same time.

Andrew: "What's a headit?" Jake and Cody: "You."

by wheelycoolpig August 30, 2018

Headline Shirts

The newest addition of T-shirt ads to Urbandictionary, normally advertising with the header "Intelligently Funny Tees". Similar to Noise Bot and Snorgtees, they have jokes on them that invariably fail to be humorous.

Relent
Lessly
Awe
Some

Saw this on one of those Headline Shirts the other day. For fuck's sake, someone call the failtrain.

by ShAdOwZ May 21, 2009

Headiting

When a filmmakers is editing a video in his or her head

I was supposed to finish the video but it was too sunny so I went to the park and spent the day headiting.

by Butchieenorsk June 15, 2015

headlights

1. the eyes

2. a woman's breasts

His lust was apparent when he laid his headlights on her headlights.

by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2012

Headlights

Breasts; boobs; tits

Damn, Dude, check out her headlights!

by Anonymous August 15, 2003