Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.

Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

by Future Mrs. Brooks June 4, 2014

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

by pussy bee October 25, 2019

having a normal one

Having a public meltdown on the internet, usually on Twitter.

Jonathan K. Businessman, having a normal one, released a string of dozens of tweets today repeatedly denying that he was was a furry, was involved in securities fraud, or was in any addicted to tentacle porn. The tweets, phrased in Elizabethan English, compared the S.E.C. to the Horned King, a character from the Disney movie "The Black Cauldron."

by the birds and trees December 22, 2018

Having Motion

Getting to the money, regardless of the circumstances.

“I’m really having motion for real!”

by SlapDaddy June 30, 2022

Hentai haven

THIS IS THE BEST HENTAI WEBSITE OF THE INTERNET IF YOU EVER COME ACROSS ON so let’s get this straight THIS IS LITERALLY HEAVEN RIGHT HERE 10 out of 10 the best anime porn website you’ll ever come across / 10/10 best anime girls with big boobs and big ass and all the good stuff also they have a genre to pick out about what you like example big boobs, orgy, school girls then all the good stuffs come in but there’s more.

So it’s story time a true story me and hentai haven so I was searching through x video to find anime but there wasn’t any good anime porn so fuck then I jeck off to it then the next day I told my friend there isn’t any good anime porn / friend: how about you go on hentai haven / then I ask what the fuck is hentai haven / friend: a very good hentai porn website you should watch when you get home / me ok / night time I was searching on google hentai haven then I click in my eyes open wide then I realize this is heaven right here and I hook on it and it’s the best thing I seen in my whole life the end.

by slayer_of_dank May 14, 2018

Having hoes

The act of a woman/man having many males/females attracted to them, trying to get with them, and competing for them. One may say such hoes will drop things on a dime for them, do and buy things without them asking, and generally just be an available person, regardless of sexual contact or not

Having hoes like JJ does must be nice.

by WhateverB January 4, 2017

Not havin' it

It's not okay with the person or the person is not taking any bullshit.

When Jenna's hair does not look as it should, she's not havin' it.

The teacher said there was a pop quiz and Meg was not havin' it.

Ian was cut off by the car in front of him, he was not havin' it.

Dave has a really bad headache, so he would say "my head is just not havin' it right now".

Chelsea asked the teacher to go to the bathroom during the lesson, the teacher was not havin' it.

by nothavinit September 26, 2011