v. The act of throwing a canned alcoholic beverage into a shallow body of water while yelling, "HASSELHOFF!", and running in to "save" the drink by pounding it in front of beach spectators.
The crowd was applauding Greg after Hasselhoffing that beer in front of those 4 hot chicks during Spring Break 2010 Pensacola, FL.
by jojoker March 16, 2010
1) To be nearly incompetent due to the effects of alcohol.
2) To drink enough booze that you eat a sloppy burger off the floor and slurring your words while your daughter video tapes you.
2) To drink enough booze that you eat a sloppy burger off the floor and slurring your words while your daughter video tapes you.
by Ron Jeremey May 4, 2007
Spending all your time in the sand trap while playing golf.
Related: Hasselhoffer, To Hasselhoff, Hasselhoffed
Related: Hasselhoffer, To Hasselhoff, Hasselhoffed
by Permstein December 10, 2006
by motoboat August 2, 2010
by kdawg52 December 9, 2006
The state of being so entirely overwhelmed by your intoxication that you cannot eat a cheeseburger and must lay on the floor.
Holy shit man, I'm completely Hasselhoffed
by Nick Paganelli May 10, 2007
1. To be exposed in a video, audio recording or picture for the real way you act - drunk or otherwise.
Rebbecca hasselhoffed her dad when she put a video of him wasted on you tube!
Please don't hasselhoff that! I was so out of control last night, just delete it off your phone.
Please don't hasselhoff that! I was so out of control last night, just delete it off your phone.
by dailyemerald.com/4front May 7, 2007