Handicap people

One who smells like medical bills and shame.

Bill: What's that smell?

Tom: Smells like handicap people.

Bill: Really, how can you tell?

Tom: The smell of medical bills and shame pretty much gives it away.

Bill: LOL!

by Wyatt Edwards February 19, 2009

Handicap Handjob

The use of feet on the male genitalia during sex without the use of hands.

“Brooo, did you hear Rhett got a Handicap Handjob from Sam last night, she used both feet!”

by Jkmnopqrs June 4, 2019

Handicap handjob

A handjob with the left hand

Did the hoe jerk you off? Yes but it was a handicap handjob.

by Mr.righthand July 9, 2016

Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing

Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....

by [e-mail] Lumpkin July 26, 2016

Handicap racist

To bully a handicap person for they’re disability or mimicking their handicap.

Jr, you can’t wear an air cast as a fashion accessory, it’s handicap racist.

by Tinker10 March 16, 2021

handicap booty

when u get pounded so bad u cant walk anymore and u become handicapped

“Wow he was so good in bed last night that now I have a handicap booty”

by poopskeet123 September 16, 2025

deployment handicap

n. a bonus in attractiveness females in the military gain when they are deployed to forward combat zone. For example, if one were to grade women on a scale of 1-10, a real-world grade of 3 would get a deployment handicap of +5, resulting in a composite score of 8. The amount of the handicap can vary on the length of the deployment and the quantity of other females in the forward combat zone.

This bonus is in no way related to any conscious effort on the part of a female to improve her appeal during the deployment, such as far-fetched plans to lose 20 pounds. The handicap has its roots in men who do not want to penalize themselves for lowering their standards during lengthy deployments and need to justify the cow they find themselves fucking. Frequently used to describe the phenomenon of young, fit, attractive males sleeping with fat, ugly bitches while they are deployed.

Excessive application of a deployment handicap may result in deployment pussy.

Whew! Even with her deployment handicap, she's only a 4...

by Dirty Gil January 17, 2009