Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where to lesbians, within the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, aggressively rub their vulvas (‘hams’) together on the sofa.

Dave: hey steph, boring weekend huh?

You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Steph: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.

by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020

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Hamming Zaza

Abilities:

1: Invisibility. Eg: Posts and gets 0 likes/comments/shares/views

2: Conversation Manipulation. Eg: Boss "So, Hamming Zaza, what are your previous work experiences" Hamming Zaza: "How was your day"

3: Teleportation. Eg: Hacker "I have your IP" Hamming Zaza: "alt+f4"

Boy 1: "It's almost impossible to be a true Hamming Zaza"

Boy 2: "It's easy, just don't use a device for the rest of your life"

by Hamming Zaza June 1, 2023

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high rise hamming

When your drunk friend moons the tourists far below her hotel room on the 39th floor. Some believe spotting a high rise ham is a sign of good luck.

Miri felt so lucky to spot an ass way up high that night in Miami... little did she know it was her drunk friend high rise hamming.

by Angel62 November 3, 2017

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Jon Hamming

clearly demonstrating a bulge in your crotch of your pants, shorts, chubbies, etc. Sticky Fingers style.

Those pants are too tight, bro. You're totally Jon Hamming it.

by UrbanDictionarySnob July 2, 2015

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Ham [ham] [hamming] [to ham]

Noun, Verb.
An annoying person or thing that unecessarily lurks in an unwanted manner.

She wouldn't stop hamming on my back last night, she wouldn't leave.

That suitcase at the top of the stairs is such a ham ham hamming to ham - it's been sitting there for months!

by Sr. Anch January 18, 2009

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