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The Hackeysack

1. This is the term used to describe having sex with your girl and you both have chest colds. Deprived of oxygen and in the throws of passion you both break out into a frenzy of dry hacking just before you nut.
2. Uncontrollable hacking and coughing while making out with your partner, but because it feels so dam good you continue even though your about to pass out and have a stroke.
Me and my girl have both been sick this week, last night while watchin tv we did the hackeysack... then called 911 cuz we couldnt breathe.
by Master Gi December 24, 2017
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Hackeysack

Hackeysack, n.
A pushover without focus or purpose. Like a squid but more predictable. The guy who throws a party for his ‘crew’ over but half the people introduce themselves to him during the night.
TREY:

I fucked Dylan’s mom last night and this morning he pretended not to see me walk through the kitchen.

COLE:

Dude’s such a hackeysack.

TREY:

Who?
by Bamboozledsquid October 15, 2021
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Hackensack hospital

One of the Largest hospitals in nj and quite possibly the world.

It's always being expanded and the traffic around the building is abhorrentally bad.
by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023
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Hackensack Handshake

Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.

It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."
by WayzataRules June 1, 2018
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Hackensack

A city in New jersey where hospitals take up more than half of the land
Hackensack lol sack
by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023
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Hackensack

I hackensacked here so hard
by just a random online classer December 19, 2025
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Toyota of Hackensack

Monthly meeting place for ardent quilters where event-goers practice honest to goodness quilting, and certainly not anything sexual. The location has become so inexorably tied to the act of quilting that itself has become a verb.
Sorry Jane, I can't come to your key party as I'll be Toyota of Hackensacking.
by churchsteve March 18, 2019
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