Haberdasher

When performing sex doggy-style, you use your partners back as a table for your beverage or food items.

Honey, do you mind if we go haberdasher, I need to finish these chicken wings.

by ButtBartender January 9, 2011

Harberdashery

Just another way of saying bullshit without swearing.

I will not standby and hear this Harberdashery

by Waltcon August 7, 2004

haberdashery

Supposed to be a place where men accessories are, but is used in such a way:

"I want to touch your haberdashery."
Makes absolutley no sense, but it depends on how dirty your mind is.

"I want to touch your haberdashery."

by Emi-Panda August 8, 2009

haberdashery

Blantant bullshit. To go about and a decietful manner.

Did you see that haberdashery?

by eltruT December 28, 2005

haberdasher

A well-dressed androgynous woman.

Both Elly Jackson and Ellen Degeneres are quite the haberdashers.

by juropel November 30, 2010

haberdassery

Acts committed by an ass hat.

Man, you won't believe the haberdassery I ran into this morning! I think my ass hat roommate gave me mono.

by brixton April 8, 2010

Haberdasherer

One who engages in haberdashery

I demand satisfaction! Bill Williams is a coward and a known haberdasherer

by benig1011 April 16, 2011