HP

A brand of sauce popular in the united kingdom.

"Mummy, did you buy a new bottle of HP?"
"Oh shite. I forgot!"

by Kia September 16, 2003

HP

HP sauce! It is a horrible brown sauce that some british people put on chips and bacon and sausages instead of ketchup

i put some hp sauce on my chips. it was naaaahaaaasty. i don't like hp sauce.

by ¬_¬'' August 28, 2006

HP

This is an acronym for "hot pussy" and can be used to refer to a beautiful woman.

Was there any HP at the party?

by dub_K November 30, 2006

HP

A computer such as the "hp pavilion mx90"
OR it could mean hairy penis/pussy

Alex:Hey, dude do you have an HP?

Brandon: yes.

Alex: eww...........

by NOOBchowNOOB April 20, 2009

HP

Acronym for "Hinge Problem" or "Heat Problem".

"Just got me a HP laptop, the monitor snapped off after 3 seconds of usage and the CPU temperature exceeded that of a neutron star during startup. I should've gotten a ThinkPad instead."

by debianwaylanduser69420 October 28, 2023

HP

Hangover Poo, the nasty shits you have the morning after a big night out

Mate i had a nasty HP this morning!

by Fuddy March 28, 2007

HP

Abbreviation for Hit Parader, a hard rock music magazine.

I really love the articles in HP this month!

by MegaLiz November 16, 2007