Homemade Dildo

if you have a bf and you want to leave him but you really like his penis, cut his penis off and glue it to some stress balls.

woman 1: hey, how is sex with your boyfriend?
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!

by 0inker September 14, 2023

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Homemade Chernobyl

That bomb ass homemade methamphetamine

Yo bruh you got that homemade Chernobyl

by King_John69 December 31, 2019

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Homemade Special

When a crazy ass bitch gets busted for shoplifting at Walmart and reaches into her pants to throw shit at the guard to get away.

Dude 1: Bro, better duck and cover, that crazy ass bitch is giving the security guard a homemade special with extreme prejudice!
Dude 2: Whoa! Incoming!

by Parkasaurus January 2, 2015

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homemade word

Those words invented at home, and used in the family but don't have a meaning outside of the family or friendship group

Tom: Sorry I didn't understand that, what did you say?

David: Oh, sorry, it was a homemade word.

by Fox_In_The_Box June 24, 2013

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This is the act of pooping into a condom then tying off the condom. You can even add your own ingredients through the act of eating certain foods. A healthy green diet will result in a greener, moreloose variety of sausage. A sausage made after having eaten corn will result in kernel sausage. Other combinations are also possible. Results may vary, consult your doctor if you have a homemade blood sausage, as this may be a result of ripping and tearing.

The other night my girl said she wanted to make homemade sausage with me. I showed up with some condoms and the uncontrollable urge to poo. She had raw meat sitting on the table and an organ grinder. Clearly we were on different pages.

by DWolf06 January 13, 2011

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