Hog

A terrifying abomination with the strength of a thousand people and thermal vision. They smell everything.

Jim: Don't move
Henry: What?
Jim: I think there's a hog nearby
Henry: thats ridiculous *goes outside and is obliterated by hog*
Jim: *farts in fear and screams as the hog bashes the door down and kills him*

by they're coming November 8, 2022

hog

Penis hanging out of barn door of boxer shorts

"I just saw Ryan's hog at the top of the stairs!"

by deuce turner February 2, 2004

Hog

A term that is used to represent someone being greedy.

O'brian:You're a hog for a late night time show! Leno: You're the one with 15 mil. BITCH O'brian: You fat fuck!

by Makoto_1999 January 29, 2010

hog

A Harley Davidson Mortorcycle.

I love riding my hog.
I took that money a bought a big brand new hog.
I love the sound of a big ol' hog.

by JayOD July 12, 2006

hogging

to go out on the town in the interest of scoring a fat woman.

Hey Bob lets pick up some Twinkies and go hogging.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

hogging

The act of being selfish or inconsiderately occupying an object which another individual might want and has some connotation of joint access both by the one accused of hogging and the accuser. Often heard pertaining to certain desireable items such as good food or drink, video games, or women.

Dude, stop hogging the controller. I want to play.

by dave June 28, 2004

hogging

the act of bagging the fattest bitch you can

'sunshine' loves to go hogging

by Adam Raynard April 27, 2006