A HAND JOB IS STILL A JOB.
i was born in the money shot, load upon my brow, i frown looking keenly throughout thy name.
i was born in the money shot, load upon my brow, i frown looking keenly throughout thy name.
by James Thurmus September 26, 2003
intials for the phrase 'hoof job' a decadent act centaurs frequently engage in, often exchanged for some goods or another service
by Some Centaurs Saw a Saucer April 22, 2004
A sexual act that exhibits all the characteristics of a classic handjob, but is lacking in the use of lubrication of any sort.
I was hoping to get laid after this year's prom, but a dry HJ in the car was all Kara was willing to put out.
by Bob Wilke July 25, 2016
When you're giving a hand job but the guy's penis is so small that you cannot wrap all your fingers around the shaft, so you have to put your pinky finger in the air. Like how the British people drink their tea.
by lindsayLOhan69 April 10, 2013
When you receive a hand job. Many men say their first sexual encounter was getting a hand job when they were younger. When a man receives one while older and in a mature relationship, he is reminded of a classic memory.
by BEJ0124 April 15, 2011
Famous for her sledgehammer, the hodge is any female who lacks the "know-how" to perform a simple hj (hand-job).
1. Man this sucks, my girlfriend has a beat up box, and is also a huge hj-hodge.
2. That girl hodged me so bad ive been peeing blood for two days.
3. Fuckin hodge!
2. That girl hodged me so bad ive been peeing blood for two days.
3. Fuckin hodge!
by Burnski March 30, 2008