Aural Herpes 

Aural Herpes occurs when a song gets stuck in your head, goes away, and then comes back. Once infected, the song remains in the head for life, with outbreaks occurring from time to time. While there is no known cure for aural herpes, outbreaks can be treated, usually by listening to music.

Katy Perry is a common strain of Aural Herpes.

Aural Herpes by wesa23519 September 4, 2011

Lego Batman 2 DC Super Heroes 

the squeal to Lego Batman The VideoGame. it may not be perfect but it was the first Lego game to involve speaking Lego figures and it got its own movie but that's something for another time.

Bro1: hey bro wana play Lego Batman 2 DC Super Heroes.
Bro2;heck yeah bro.
"inserts disc"
"12 hours later"
Bro1:that was so fun.
Bro2:ZZZzzzzz....

Lego Batman 2 DC Super Heroes by Legobatman2139 October 5, 2020

Oral Herpes 

Oral herpes is an infection of the mouth and lips of the herpes virus.

Adam Nardo got oral herpes from making out with Robb Lane.

Oral Herpes by Archiepooh March 19, 2011

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021

herses 

A declarative third-person statement declaring that someone with an agenda or bad attitude, typically female, has been deliberately served with, or has taken something from the giver either knowingly or unknowingly. This can be negative or positive depending the context. Made famous in the hit single "Call Me Mother" by RuPaul Charles it is used as bravado. In a line from her most recent number 1 club hit, the reigning Emmy Winning Reality Show Host states to no one yet everyone who crosses her, or to someone who needs to be put in her place "...she already had hers, she been done had herses!"

"When I step into the room they know well what it do...oh she already done had herses...meaning I've already spoke with her personally and let her have it."

herses by Clever Marko October 30, 2017

ghost herpes 

The paranoid itch you get on your privates when you didn't use a condom

I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes

Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes

ghost herpes by cdafox September 22, 2009

mario herpes

The storm cloud in Mario Kart Wii which shrinks the user and can be passed between cars simply by bumping into each other.

Shit, I thought it was cool driving with Peach, but all I ended up with was last place and mario herpes.

mario herpes by Biggie Smalls for mayor February 21, 2009