Hectic

A word South Africans use for literally everything

"Tomorrow is Friday night we finna get lit

" Yoh hectic bro"

by aah Steve September 26, 2020

Hectic

When something is wild/apparently cool but you really don't give a shit

Some random talking to me about a "crazy story"
Me: Thats hectic mate

by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025

Hectic Hockley

Getting wild on a whole other level eg. kicking friends, offending everyone, requesting library lock-ins, bookings taxis from Leeds to Portsmouth, walking around Bristol handing out cash, accusing strangers of being in the IRA. Then waking up in the morning with no memory of any of it.

We're trying to raise money because our friend had a hectic hockley last night and we need to bail him out of prison.

by TheBearandPhil January 21, 2011

Hectic T

A young up and coming rapper from Australia so called because of his hectic rapping and rhyming style.

Stands alongside Dez as a Co-Founder of the DezTroY rap partnership.

Woah that guy battles hecticaly like Hectic T!

by Trizzle O! April 30, 2006

hectic nosh

When a women takes out her rage on your penis while performing oral sex. The sheer rage encourages her to use her teech to bite, slash, and cut your penis while using their hands to rupture your scrotum by constant sqeezing and jagging the scrotum area.

al hectic nosh ye ya wee strimmer

by Steveomuff August 29, 2007

Hectic Dirties

An amalgamation of the words hectic and dirty. The expression originates from Morden, South London. Both words have the same connotation; an expression of amazement.
The words can also be reversed i.e.: "Dirty Hectics" or bastardized i.e.: "Rectic Flirties."

"That shit was hectic dirties!"
"Rahtid Koop that was some frederick flirties"
"Wectic birties!"

by Intense Emcee September 8, 2006

Hectic Hector

Absolute Cock, loves tromboning and specialises in removing arse fluff with the tongue!

Excuse me Jay do you enjoy being a Hectic Hector

by TRAD1 December 15, 2008