Te-He-He

To describe a a big puffy crotch. It looks like you have a butt under your stomach. Only witch like creatures have them.
Boy: Ewww... did you see that girls Te-He-He sticking out of her pants?

Other Boy: Yea it was sick!
by OliverOscar August 13, 2010
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he-he-ha-ha-funny-funny

something is supposed to be funny but people aren't laughing
"Uhhhh... he-he-ha-ha-funny-funny?"
by Austyn March 21, 2003
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He shoots, he scores!

Phrase coined by Foster Hewitt (1902-85), one of the first hockey broadcasters in Canada, beginning in 1923 and going on to call the play-by-play for Toronto Maple Leafs games for some forty years.
McDonald passes to Sittler in the slot, he shoots, he scores!
by Hat Trick July 16, 2009
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he shoots! he scores!

Exclamation frequently used by hockey commentators.
Gretzky on the breakaway, he shoots! he scores! (applause)
by dude, where's my bagel? September 3, 2005
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he said, he said.

A credibility contest between two men, where the truth of exactly what was verbally expressed is in question. This situation usually arises because there were no third-party witnesses, credible recordings, nor other facts that can substantiate one particular version of the story.

This neologism emerged out of the press reports that President Donald Trump had pressured FBI Director James Comey to drop the FBI's investigation into Michael Flynn's involvement with Russian officials.
Running out of intelligent things to say, the reporter unimaginatively stated that the James Comey memo situation was essentially a "He said, he said." type of affair.
by TDP41000 May 17, 2017
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if he dies, he dies

Said between women when talking about riding men or face riding. Aka don't worry about crushing him
"I'm too big to get on top,"
"Fuck that, if he dies, he dies!"
by Ms.Mcfuckery June 6, 2021
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he shoots! he scores!

Yet another Waynes World phrase.

He shoots! He scores! meaning victorious/successful.
"Would you like to talk?" - Wayne
"Sure." - Cassandra (who is a total babe)
"He shoots! He Scores!" - Wayne
by lucimie July 26, 2005
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