James Harden

To play horrible defense

Today I pulled a James Harden on defense.

by EMdaGoat13 July 6, 2016

James Harden

Star basketball player for the Houston Rockets. Also known as the guy in the NBA with that outrageous beard. Until this dude can play defense and lead the Rockets to a championship, he'll never be on the same level as Hakeem's greatness and never on the same level as Yao's wisdom.

I could trust James Harden when the ball is in his hand. Can't say the same thing when he's on the other end of the court.

by jc4493 September 1, 2020

deck hardener

A type of protective layer for your deck!

Jones: wassup bro my deck is hardening
Richard:whatcha using for it to harden then
Jones: Deck hardener! its so hard i can stab a knife into it now
Richard: dayummmmm son thats some hard deck

by Alpacamon9000 May 26, 2017

James Harden

A Nba player that won mvp last season. He is know for his stepback shooting and his 60 point triple double. Probably one of the best shooters in the NBA. He also used to never play defense.

Guy 1: Hey did you see that triple double by James Harden.

Guy 2 :Yea It was sick

by Ok....... November 5, 2018

James Harden

Example for joke.

Dontai: hey man, I just saw a picture with Lil Baby and James… James… uhhh.. the basketball player..
YourRage: James Harden?
Dontai: Harden this dick in yo mouth HAHAHAAH GOTTEM

by Guh uh uhhhhhhhh August 23, 2021

Hardened Criminal

A drug dealer that used to sell marijuana, cocaine, or other recreational drugs and got older and now sells Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra to his erectionally challenged customers.

Dude my dope dealer turned into a Hardened Criminal on me and I can't get the chronic weed anymore!

by Turdpiper August 30, 2013

James Harden

A generational playoff choker. Likes to ghost in elimination games. Loves to pass when he is open for a layup.

Embiid: Bro just shoot the ball, you we're open
Maxey: Embiid, you do know that you are talking to James Harden right?
Embiid: My bad

by LeSionLover1234 May 15, 2023