When a man licks out a woman's vagina until it gets wet, then proceeds to stick a hairdryer inside and turn it on, therefore drying up the walls while also giving the woman a tingling sensation.
Girl 1: Man...my boyfriend sure is weird.
Girl 2: Why? What did he do?
Girl 1: Don't tell anyone, but...he did the rose hairdo to me last night! It felt so good tbh.
Girl 2: Geez, that is weird lol
Girl 2: Why? What did he do?
Girl 1: Don't tell anyone, but...he did the rose hairdo to me last night! It felt so good tbh.
Girl 2: Geez, that is weird lol
by drill cunt March 3, 2017
Get the the rose hairdo mug.Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"
Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'
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The rim, commonly found on mammals, where hair sprouts from. Its function is to control the expulsion of feces, but can be used during anal intercourse as a form of pleasure.
I am so embarrassed, I was trying to trim my hairhole last night and my mom walked in on me and saw my baby meat.
by Captain Cumsh0t June 15, 2010
Get the Hairhole mug.In the run up to the 2016 election, one can't turn around without seeing Hairdemort engaging in yet another round of name-calling or jingoistic neofacism cloaked in the robes of pro-American sentiment.
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1. An individual who sports extraordinarily bad hair, either by accident or intentionally.
1. An individual who sports extraordinarily bad hair, either by accident or intentionally.
Many believe that Phil Spector is in jail for acts of hairorrism, while Donald Trump is still a hairorrist at large
by coocho December 14, 2010
Get the hairorrist mug.A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:
-a great abundance of beautiful hair (either long, "big", or both).
The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.
-a great abundance of beautiful hair (either long, "big", or both).
The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.
When Meredith thinks that her powers of hairnosis are fading, she goes to a salon and spends 150 dollars for a "recharge." However, once guys take a long, second look, the hairnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.
by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008
Get the hairnosis mug.Hey Dana! We are going to the nude beach. Wanna come? Wait, first you need to go shave those jungle haireolas!!
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