gamble on a fart

-verb: to venture a game on the chance of an unintendid defecation when passing gas.

I tried to gamble on a fart and lost, i.e. I meant to fart and accidentally pooped in my pants.

by m-o-r-o May 27, 2009

gumbleton

Or "The Gumbleton"

Is the act of sending text messages to work colleagues while in the process of a bowl movement which has reference to the proceedings of the movement.

Fred - Did you get my gumbleton.

Rick - Yeah that was disgusting you weirdo.

by Jason_Visser January 11, 2009

Gumbler

Gumbler

Gumbler can mean to make something from nothing in present tense

It can also mean if you’ve secured a gyal for youself for example “yo did you draw that ting g” “yeah I gumbled it still”
“yo did you draw that ting fam” “yeah I gumbled it still” that’s the definition

by Gumbling May 11, 2022

Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020

gumbleflump

When you withdraw then give her (or him) a cummy bummy.

Can I go in raw??
Yeah but make sure you gumbleflump, papi.

by Dink in your Sink October 3, 2019

Gamble with your soul

to sell your soul or bet it by basically risking your life for anything

1 way: Rondo will gamble with your soul. 2nd way: i cant take this i need her i have to gamble with my soul.

by LilDurksGrillz January 14, 2021

Gamble and Lose

When you think you have to fart and you end up shitting your pants

Oh shit dude, I just gambled and lost!

by Jenna September 8, 2004