greetard

noun: Wal-Mart "greeter"

"No, I don't want to go to Wal-Mart, Phillip. Those greetards always try to put a sticker on my bottled water, so they can feel safer that I didn't shoplift it. Sometimes the greetards even check my receipt when I'm leaving. I don't like being treated like a criminal. Let's go to K-Mart or Target instead."

by shankus November 30, 2004

geetard

A negative term for Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance.

Gerard+Retard=Geetard

dumb kid: "I can't believe you like My Chemical Romance. Geetard sucks. Seriously, what a poser."
me: "noob."

by [e-mail] December 7, 2006

Gleetard

Adj;
1) A completely retarded waste of a human being that likes the T.V. show Glee.

2) Whiny ass, diversity obsessed losers with an over-dramatic persecution complex.

Gay-ass high-school kids that sing about diversity are gleetarded.

glee gay loser whiny emo bitch lesbo

by jackrabbitslims May 27, 2011

GreetTard

Older, maybe retired people greeting you at the entrance at Wal-Mart and other chain stores

Did you see the greettard

by sealancer June 10, 2009

GeekTard

Someone who is a loner, pulls there pants up to there belly button, likes to collect stuffed frogs. Is really ditzy

Man oh man, the kid is a total geektard, will he ever give up the side part?

by KiKi January 11, 2005

Greektard

A derogatory term for greek people, in true Balkan fashion.

A: Uh this is the 10th time in a row this dude laughed at the same unoriginal relatable joke, what the fuck is wrong with him?
B: Yeah that makes sense, he's greek.
A: Classic greektard.

by Achilleas Sym June 15, 2021

GleeTard

Someone who is homosexual and is in love with the show Glee.

My bestfriend is a gleetard. he has sex with men after he watches glee

by Theboy2613 January 15, 2011