by Florida Native September 23, 2012
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1) A style of bowling used in the sport of Tussball (a Mediterranean variation of cricket). The delivery involves coming around the wicket and over the wicket at the same time. Applying both in-swing and out-swing, the bowl relies heavily on a firm wasp of the hips and the element of surprise.
2) A person who has surpassed the standard confines of being a sexual partner sharing swinger. Has very few boundaries and is happy to participate in practically anything suggested.
3) A person who performs on a standard playground swing-set outside of normal boundaries. Executes such moves as the "Headstand Flip" and the "Rump Dragger"
1) A style of bowling used in the sport of Tussball (a Mediterranean variation of cricket). The delivery involves coming around the wicket and over the wicket at the same time. Applying both in-swing and out-swing, the bowl relies heavily on a firm wasp of the hips and the element of surprise.
2) A person who has surpassed the standard confines of being a sexual partner sharing swinger. Has very few boundaries and is happy to participate in practically anything suggested.
3) A person who performs on a standard playground swing-set outside of normal boundaries. Executes such moves as the "Headstand Flip" and the "Rump Dragger"
1) Another crazy swinging Gumus delivery takes the final wicket in the inter-turkinental cup.
2) Random swinger: My gimp monkey and I would really like to cock-vomit all over your one armed, one legged midget partner and your Turkish chest.
Gumus: This is everything that I am about, I would love to receive this.
3) Child: Good day to you Gumus, I am enjoying sitting and swinging on this swing, would you care to join me.
Gumus: My skill in this art far surpasses yours. I am a crazy swinger and I will not tarnish my reputation by participating in this with you. Suck it
2) Random swinger: My gimp monkey and I would really like to cock-vomit all over your one armed, one legged midget partner and your Turkish chest.
Gumus: This is everything that I am about, I would love to receive this.
3) Child: Good day to you Gumus, I am enjoying sitting and swinging on this swing, would you care to join me.
Gumus: My skill in this art far surpasses yours. I am a crazy swinger and I will not tarnish my reputation by participating in this with you. Suck it
by jjvpfce January 2, 2011
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Get the Gumps mug.A park bench. In the popular movie, "Forrest Gump," he's seen sitting on a park bench, passing out words of wisdom.
A park bench where some old fart or village idiot sits all day and tells stories or gives his/her opinion on everything.
by Tom Griffith January 31, 2004
Get the gumpster mug.the words gump and tyrannosaurus rex put together. to be gumpy means to look stupid or really goofy or lame. a tyrannosaurus rex is the gumpiest dinosaur ever. so when you call someone a gumpasaurus rex you are saying that they are far beyond being gumpy.
mike: look at josh over there, hes such a weirdo.
sam: wow he looks really goofy, call him over here.
mike: hey you, gumpasaurus rex, come over here!
sam: wow he looks really goofy, call him over here.
mike: hey you, gumpasaurus rex, come over here!
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