A highly possessive, paranoid and controlling boyfriend or girlfriend who won't let you ever leave their sight, presence nor clutches. They often go through your phone's call logs and messages in search of incriminating evidence to use as justification for shortening your leash.
Lil Chi Chi: Yo whuddup fam! Where Chico at? It's been a minute
Fonte: Sup homie. Its rough out here. His woman got his on lock again.
Lil Chi Chi: Word? What dat fool went and did now?
Fonte: Check this out, so the other day, his girl, feeling all hot bothered, dress up in lingerie, and asks him to show her "a fun time".
Lil Chi Chi: Cool, cool, cool...
Fonte: And what that fool done went and did, dunno whether he was tryna be funny or something, he showed her a picture of us and the fellas at the pub getting wasted. Now his grown ass is grounded.
Lil Chi Chi: Damn, sounds like he got himself a Guantanamo Bae
Fonte: Sup homie. Its rough out here. His woman got his on lock again.
Lil Chi Chi: Word? What dat fool went and did now?
Fonte: Check this out, so the other day, his girl, feeling all hot bothered, dress up in lingerie, and asks him to show her "a fun time".
Lil Chi Chi: Cool, cool, cool...
Fonte: And what that fool done went and did, dunno whether he was tryna be funny or something, he showed her a picture of us and the fellas at the pub getting wasted. Now his grown ass is grounded.
Lil Chi Chi: Damn, sounds like he got himself a Guantanamo Bae
by Jahmingo De Mercilez October 12, 2016
Get the Guantanamo Bae mug.1. (n) A girl or woman from the province of Guantánamo in Cuba.
2. (n) A girl or woman from the city of Guantánamo (located within Guantánamo Province, Cuba).
3. (n) A girl or woman from Guantánamo Bay, Cuba (before it became a naval base).
2. (n) A girl or woman from the city of Guantánamo (located within Guantánamo Province, Cuba).
3. (n) A girl or woman from Guantánamo Bay, Cuba (before it became a naval base).
Guantánamera. Guajira Guantánamera. (Guantánamo Girl. Peasant Guantánamo Girl.) - lyrics to an old Cuban folk song made popular by Celia Cruz.
by Sean Kearney March 26, 2008
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A woman who is usually considered fugly, morbidly obese, and or, just plain sinful to gaze upon who becomes beautiful once she lands at Guantanamo Bay Cuba.
The poor military men who are stuck on the base will seek out these trolls, blinded by lust. The poor schmucks just don't see them for who they truly are.
These "females" upon finding that they can get any guy that they want, start a journey of sorts or "Cock Quest".
Some Guantanahoes Iraq Princess will even try to use sex to their advantage to gain favors and promotion.
Magically, these sad little monsters quietly turn back into the hideous beasts that they are on the plane ride home after their tour.
The poor military men who are stuck on the base will seek out these trolls, blinded by lust. The poor schmucks just don't see them for who they truly are.
These "females" upon finding that they can get any guy that they want, start a journey of sorts or "Cock Quest".
Some Guantanahoes Iraq Princess will even try to use sex to their advantage to gain favors and promotion.
Magically, these sad little monsters quietly turn back into the hideous beasts that they are on the plane ride home after their tour.
Sailor 1: Dude check her out!
Sailor 2: Nasty!
Sailor 1: She is so hot!
Sailor 2: Dude, you need to go on leave. She's a filthy Guantanaho!
Sailor 1: I just got off of leave....
Sailor 2: Nasty!
Sailor 1: She is so hot!
Sailor 2: Dude, you need to go on leave. She's a filthy Guantanaho!
Sailor 1: I just got off of leave....
by Weatherbeatenghettobooty May 7, 2008
Get the Guantanaho mug."According to Donald Rumsfeld, the gas chambers and crematoria needed for the Guantanamo facility will be constructed by Halliburton Corporation, which won the no-bid contract yesterday. In other news, the State Department is requiring all persons of the Muslim faith to report to the nearest Amtrak station tomorrow at noon for relocation...I'm Shea Stevens and this is NPR News."
by Carl Willis August 29, 2005
Get the guantanamo mug.When you handcuff someone's left arm to their right leg and their right arm to their left leg and smash them from behind
by Service Boy28 May 19, 2014
Get the guantanamo pretzel mug."Where you goin, Phil?"
"To my friend's house."
"What friend?"
"Paul"
"Paul who?" etc....
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE DAVID - STOP WITH THE FUCKING GUANTANAMO!"
"To my friend's house."
"What friend?"
"Paul"
"Paul who?" etc....
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE DAVID - STOP WITH THE FUCKING GUANTANAMO!"
by GiantSnowman March 25, 2005
Get the guantanamo mug.A place in Cuba where the US hold mainly Muslim and Arabic prisoners in violation of international law.
The main camp there is known as Camp X-Ray for reasons known only to the sadists who operate the place but the clear implication being that highly unusual practices are involved.
Often Abrreviated to Gitmo it is to the US what the concentration camps were to the Nazis and the Gulags to the Soviet Communists.
Concentration camps and Gulags were often in locations outside the motherland/fatherland as is the case with Guantanamo Bay which is in an occupied part of Cuba nominally leased from the Cuban government who refuse to accept the US presence there but are too weak to do anything about it.
The main camp there is known as Camp X-Ray for reasons known only to the sadists who operate the place but the clear implication being that highly unusual practices are involved.
Often Abrreviated to Gitmo it is to the US what the concentration camps were to the Nazis and the Gulags to the Soviet Communists.
Concentration camps and Gulags were often in locations outside the motherland/fatherland as is the case with Guantanamo Bay which is in an occupied part of Cuba nominally leased from the Cuban government who refuse to accept the US presence there but are too weak to do anything about it.
They picked him up in Africa for allegedly
being in al-Qaeda and shipped him off to Guantanamo bay in a transport plane whilst standing up and wearing a hood.
being in al-Qaeda and shipped him off to Guantanamo bay in a transport plane whilst standing up and wearing a hood.
by sam1967 February 16, 2005
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