grundelize

to eat at the Harris-Millis cafeteria at the University of Vermont

We were grundelizing when they saw us at the table.

by Liam December 17, 2003

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grundelitis

a debilitating and humiliating chronic illness which inflames the area known as the grundle...characterized by inflammation and pus-like discharge which is known to smell of a turd covered in burnt hair

when i sit, i sit in a tractor inner-tube due to my grundelitis...

by miles long May 30, 2005

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Grundelized

Similar to getting tea-bagged: The act of gently and carefully rubbing your grundel up against someone's nose, usually when they are sleeping or passed out. Often, the hairs on your taint will tickle their skin and cause them to scratch their nose.

"Oh man, last week Tommy got grundelized by Jessica so hard."

by Paulo S February 1, 2008

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grundel

A grundel has two definitions:

1. An area of skin between the legs and also between the anus and the sex organ.

2. A Combative, authoritative, pompous, superficial individual who is prone to overgeneralize topics and predisposed to utilize fallacious logic to further an argument.

Man #1: Oh shit grundel Bob is coming over here, he's such a grundel!
Grundel Bob: You guys look like pussies, ya wanna fight?

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Man #2: Man, here comes grundel Bob again. All he wants to do is fight.
Grundel Bob: You guys look like a couple of homosexuals, I can tell based off your haircuts. Ya wanna fight?

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Man #1: Grundel Bob, why do you keep starting fights? You're such a grundel!
Grundel Bob: Well I could say the same thing about youuuuu.

by bubbert November 26, 2013

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