rumpelstiltskined 

Slept for a undetermined amount of time, (Dazed and Confused for a undetermined amount of time)

My Father rumpelstiltskined himself, when he forgot my birthday.

rumpelstiltskined by Purch July 16, 2016

Rumpelstiltskin problem 

A problem researching things. It's often difficult to find information about peculiar things, when you don't know the name of it, but, once you got the name, it's easy to find the information you're looking for.

I call this issue with researching things the Rumpelstiltskin problem. Once you have the name, you have the power to understand it. Until then, it has power over you.

Rumpelstiltskin problem by The Peanuts March 28, 2021

grumplestiltskin 

n. the act of passing out on the toilet while taking a dump.

After drinking a case of Moosehead, Evon took a grumplestiltskin and was awakened the next morning by his startled roommate.

grumplestiltskin by jj bizzippo May 2, 2008

Grumplestilskin 

to be a complete asshole, a perpetual parade rainer-oner

That asshole got fired now he's a total Grumplestilskin

Grumplestilskin by Snoogs April 3, 2006

Rumpelstiltskin 

While having sex with a woman, order her to say your name. Regardless of the name she says, slap her across the face and tell her she is wrong.

Do this until she guesses "Rumpelstiltskin"

In the event that she guesses Rumpelstiltskin, knock her unconscious and run. You now have the right to her firstborn child.

SAY MY NAME BITCH! *slap*

She doesn't know that I'm Rumpelstiltskin-ing.

Rumpelstiltskin by JR DB December 16, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin 

The combination of a rimjob and a blumpkin. The licking of the anus whilst one is defecating feces from said hole.

Bro 1: "I was taking a shit yesterday when this crazy bitch crawled under the stall!"

Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"

Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."

Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."

Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"

Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"

Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"

Rumpelstiltskin by wanglongbigs March 23, 2010

grumplestitskin 

A person who is a real pain in the ass, and finds ways to turn ordinary tasks into prolonged experiences by being a grump. Mainly occurs when the female species is bleeding out for 7 days without dying.

Person A: Wow Christine was such a grumplestitskin last night.
Person B: Yea, she must've had sand in her vagina.

grumplestitskin by grumpybear4life August 18, 2011