grotting

when you go up behind a guy and strangle him with a piece of corn

i ended up grotting that motherfucker to death

by schild May 18, 2006

grot

Another word for a sweet or sweets used in South Cheshire.

Been to the grot shop mate, got any grots?

by Matt1710 September 13, 2008

grot

Similar to scrub, grot is used to define an unclean or otherwise dirty event, person or thing.

Today I was a grot and wore the same clothes I had on yesterday.

by Tim August 23, 2004

grot

a word used in Sydney australia meaning gross

Jaime told Tyler she looks like a Grot.

by Jaime&Tylerswords September 4, 2018

grot

a small orkish relative, approximately 2-3 feet high, they speak in silly squeaky voices. usually kicked, beaten and trodden on by larger orks. And then eaten.

Ork: GRAGH, YOU STOOPID GROT!
SHURRUP! *kick*
Grot: AIEEE!! Please, no more kicking!

by Arrow January 10, 2005

grot

Pornography, whether in print or audio-visual format.

'A grot shop has opened on Kilburn High Road.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005

grot

noun. Trash, garbage, or filth. British slang. Famously, in the 1970s BBC comedy "The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin," Reggie opened a doomed (he hoped) shop that sold old bits of trash and scrap recycled into completely useless items. He called it "The Grot Shop." (To Reg's horror, the shop was wildly successful, leading to a string of Grot Shops and, eventually, Grot Industries.)
Something that is "grotty" has a look of filth about it.

"Look at this wonderful planter I got at the Grot Shop."
"It looks like a grotty old shoe, to me."

by Mike Eldred January 8, 2009