gritties

An elusive pair of beautiful boobies - kept warm and cozy in a grey dress. Only visible after midnight in various pubs and never to be seen again. Completely unforgettable - they will ruin the attractiveness of most all other females. Proof that God does love mankind.

I thought I saw gritties the other night but it was only a basketball in a gym bag.

by Mr. Smith's January 5, 2009

gritty

characterized by elaborate sexual detail; horny

jose was talkin gritty las nite on da phone, and wen we hung up, i felt all wet down there.

by kimsie December 14, 2003

Gritty

Officially, Gritty is the 7 foot furry orange mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers (see attached). Gritty’s big googly eyes are are well suited for his search for the perfect set of feet that will quench Gritty’s ever-increasing foot fetish.

Unofficially, Gritty, like Hannah Montana, leads a double life in Keswick, the location of Gritty’s very humble abode. Said humble abode coupled with Gritty’s AirPods make Gritty the ideal candidate for Yuppos to hang out with.

Famous quotes include but are not in anyway limited to the following:

“Niiiiiice”
“Classic”
“You’ll find me in the libs”
“North>South”

It is a contested topic of debate on whether Robert Spedding is Gritty, Grifter, gormless or a God????

by Lancashire Laddos May 1, 2019

gritty

a female who thinks their the shit but really a girl nobody likes and shes a slut

geena:im the best lookin girl in skool.

bystander: yo geena is a major GRITTY

by mrbigbid420 June 28, 2009

Jot Gritty

Similar to Minosyndrome and or the opposite of Ahmedonome, Jot Gritty is to either go fishing or to want to fart on an infant child.

Let's go jot gritty in Doki-Doki.

I really want to jot gritty on Susan's child.

by Dukey A.A February 19, 2023

Gritty Uncle

The process of masturbating with sand in your hands.

1) Tom Hanks in Cast Away had to give himself Gritty Uncles for 4 years because of his loneliness. It was not pleasant.

by dcruzado January 25, 2011

Gritty City

A city in San Andreas that is really bad with alot of ghetto hoods. Also known as Los Santos.

Man Gritty City is da absolute worst city in San Andreas. It's evan worse then Los Ventures and San Fierro. Not to mention it's infested with the Saints who are an evil-ass, heartless street gang.

by GriddyCityWarrior July 9, 2022