Pritcharditis

The swelling of the part of your brain that makes you do stupid, loud, and/or destructive things. Usually as a result of residing in Pritchard Hall, the largest all-male dorm west of the Mississippi.

Goddammit, I just broke (insert expensive possesion here)!.. my pritcharditis is acting up again.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, mutha fucka!" 'What the Hell was that?' 'Probably just pritcharditis...'

Man, someone cut the brand-new big screen tv! effin' Pritcharditis...

by Buttamilk July 16, 2008

guichard

a cajun alcoholic that lacks social skills

See that drunk over there that doens't like to talk to his friends? He's a guichard.

by Marshmellow September 11, 2005

Critchard

Taking a fat Boner dump

I woke up this morning and had to use the restroom and I was suffering from critchards.

by Brawl0wii November 23, 2019

captian pritchard

An omnipotent grand master wizard. He can control the universe around him with a single thought. Reality is nothing to him.

Bret: " Captian Pritchard is a dick"
Bret: *dies*

by Jake Meyers September 25, 2019

olivia_pritchard

olivia_pritchard is a tiktok account and she is very cool!

“omg did you heat about olivia_pritchard, she’s so cool”, “yes i did!”

by ur.nan. September 1, 2021

Kevin Pritchard

When a person should be prioritizing the interests of capital, but continually chooses to prioritize the interests of labor, against the best interests of their employer.

The middle manager can't help but Kevin Pritchard during raise discussions with their team.

by Grand Dread Admiral Far Seas January 11, 2022

Ashton Pritchard

A white boy locally known as “Sir Chief” who is a complete fuck boy. He can steal your girlfriend in a minute. He is also known for throwing the wildest parties.

Damn! You see Ashton Pritchard threw another party at Braydogs! Shit was tight.

by Nickel Eye November 30, 2019