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cork greaser

Someone who “greases their cork”. One who sits there and uses grease on their cocks to jerk off for fun.
Chad was a cork greaser. He used to whack it everywhere. That fag.
by Pussy69boy420 December 3, 2020
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Greaser

Guys: someone who dresses in rockabilly/psychobilly clothes, always has a comb in their back pocket, styles their hair in a pompadour or slicked up and back, wears a little bit of tighter pants then anyone else, sometimes wears white or black wife beater, wears leather jackets or jean jackets, black converse, cigarette held behind ear, styles their hair in petroleum jelly or pomade

Girls: Styles their hair in a pompadour sometimes which is let down or tied the rest back in a pony tail, sometimes short bangs that curl like sausages (haha), polka dots, high heels, tight pants, colourful fashion shirts, comb in back pocket or purse, cigarette behind ear, converse, styles their with pomade and hair spray, a lot of jewelry, red lipstick, etc.
The outsiders,Grease I, Grease II, Cry Baby...... (there are still some greasers around besides from the 1930-1960s. be a fucking greaser bitches)
by Nekro Jackie November 8, 2005
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Busting a Greaser

To drop a turd that requires signifciant, initial force due to a portion of the turd activing as a plug or cork similar to a Squirt Cork. After initial release due to partial Constipation the remainder of the Bowel Movement is followed by a quick, rapid release of semi-moist feces.
Harold rushed to the rest room only to discover he was slighly constipated but after a few minutes of pushing and straining, he finally ended up Busting a Greaser.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014
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Leetcode greaser

The stereotypical software developer that subsists on grinding Leetcode and memorizing how to do algorithms for interviews rather than write their own projects. Usually lacks passion for programming and just does it for that cash.
Hey, did you see that Leetcode greaser got asked a question in an interview that they didn't memorize? Yeah, bummer man...
by H&skell_Gigachad April 23, 2021
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Greaser

The name came from the greased back hairstyle, which involved combing back hair using hair wax, gel or pomade(also called pomatum). The greaser style was imitated by many youths not associated with gangs, as an expression of rebellion. many greasers do assemble as a "car club" or a "krew" . Common hairstyles included the pompadour, the "Duck's Tail" and the more combed-back Folsom style.
"check out those greasers, i bet they are heading to the car show"
by Graveyard Gambler March 2, 2008
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Slick Greaser

When a man puts so much lotion on when masterbating that when the load comes it blows lotion everywhere.
Spencer was whacking so hard with so much lotion that he threw a slick greaser.
by Steeple Dave May 2, 2014
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cheesey greaser

An individuals anal orafice that is coated with a "cheese" of; sweat , feces, toilet paper residue, and cheese grease . Also can be used as another downgraded derogatory term for one's "asshole".
"Oh Tom, I highly doubt Linda has a cheesey greaser". " Oh my gawd bro, I was mortified when I went to do her doggy style, and saw her cheesey greaser".
by Captain Cannabis January 4, 2019
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