Gram

An abbreviation for "instagram" used by idiots and gullible stoners

Bro check out this meme I found on gram.
Gram? Thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

by Milve March 14, 2019

Gramming

posting pictures in Instagram

John: Hey Nik, how was the music festival that you attended over weekend?
Nik: oh! dude, seriously! don’t tell me that you missed all my grammings

Reva: what’s the matter with all that grammings?
Julie: Meaning, me and Chris are now officially going out!

by CalvinQuicksilver October 1, 2014

Gram

1/21 of the weight of the human soul, as verified by science.

"Oh look, Steve died. Now he weighs 21 grams less than before."

by Le Bossman October 15, 2014

Gram

A caring great-grandma who you love so much

I love you Gram!

by Erika S/M July 10, 2008

gram

Described as a fail when gaming.

Person A: Stop pulling grams, dude. You're killing the team.
Person B: That ladder is a catapult!

by JackieC24 July 28, 2010

gram

To take a photo using Instagram.

Wait, hold it right there, I've got to gram this.

by wildernesscat July 17, 2013

Grammed

When a person is rejected, or refused entry, esp to public transport

*boy does not have oyster card, and gets off bus*
*his friend opens the window, and sings while skanking 'YOU GOT GRAMMED GRAMMED GRAMMED' repeatedly.

by NW9 May 4, 2009