Gram

An abbreviation for "instagram" used by idiots and gullible stoners

Bro check out this meme I found on gram.
Gram? Thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

by Milve March 14, 2019

Gram

1/21 of the weight of the human soul, as verified by science.

"Oh look, Steve died. Now he weighs 21 grams less than before."

by Le Bossman October 15, 2014

Gram

A caring great-grandma who you love so much

I love you Gram!

by Erika S/M July 10, 2008

gram

Described as a fail when gaming.

Person A: Stop pulling grams, dude. You're killing the team.
Person B: That ladder is a catapult!

by JackieC24 July 28, 2010

gram

To take a photo using Instagram.

Wait, hold it right there, I've got to gram this.

by wildernesscat July 17, 2013

Grams

Hardcore drugs such as Cocaine or Heroin.
Named for usually being measured in grams.

"That fool got caught dealin'. I mean we're talkin grams."

"Naw I need some serious shit, like some fuckin grams!"

by Professor Ovaheard March 5, 2009

Grammed

When a person is rejected, or refused entry, esp to public transport

*boy does not have oyster card, and gets off bus*
*his friend opens the window, and sings while skanking 'YOU GOT GRAMMED GRAMMED GRAMMED' repeatedly.

by NW9 May 4, 2009