Obtain the Grain

just a way for one, ie. me, to flex on yall with their immaculate use of the english language by speaking as the ones important to society do, its the competent way of saying "lets get that bread"

You: Lets get this bread
I, an intellect: Lets obtain the grain

by awholemess January 9, 2019

take with a grain of salt

To take a statement with 'a grain of salt' or 'a pinch of salt' means to accept it but to maintain a degree of skepticism about its truth.

The idea comes from the fact that food is more easily swallowed if taken with a small amount of salt. (take with a grain of salt)

by _INT_ April 4, 2015

grant chapman

an OC from the popular wolfstar fanfic “all the young dudes” by mskingbean89. grant is a love interest of remus lupin and he is a fan-favorite of many. grant eventually ends up with his long term partner marcus in “out of the blue”, the epilogue to all the young dudes.

grant chapman deserved the whole world.

oh you are second choice? how does it feel to be a grant chapman kinnie?

by mylittlebitofmagic June 1, 2021

grainds

Gains that are produced/occur during the grind. It is a combination of "Grind" and "Gains."

The grainds I had yesterday in Philly were phenomenal and really make the grind worth it.

by The Graindster September 15, 2017

Bring Over the Granite

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.

"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

by Genitalien July 3, 2020

Grant MacDonald

Canadian real estate developer and banker turned musician. Famous for the hit songs “Ram Ranch”, “Jockstrap Cowboys” and “Space Cowboys”. Has released over 600 songs and 100 albums. His website is www.fratjocks.pro.

Also has a thing for Prince Harry and Tom Brady.

Meghan: “Yo Shawn you need to hear this new Grant MacDonald track, it’s pretty deep deep deep bro”

Shawn: “oh fuck yeah here come the biker boys”

Grant: “So honoured to have such super cool fans, u rock!”

by Pavelka May 20, 2018

Grimey Grant

When an individual named Grant uses his extreme intellect to humiliate, embarrass, and or really piss of another person. He often does so by performing a series of small yet irritable annoyances. A Grimey Grant uses ones flaws against them, all for his own entertainment. If you are a victim of a Grimey Grant, you will most likely spiral downwards into a deep state of depression.

“Yo what’s up with Brendan, he looks really depressed, is he good?”
—“Yeah he’s fine, he was just getting mentally abused by Grimey Grant”

by can’t simp April 16, 2020