Graham Cracker

A Mexican or Latin person with a brown complection that acts like a white person.

I have no Hispanic friends, and I don't have a Spanish accent! I'm such a Graham Cracker!

by xxLadyAmericaxx July 9, 2011

Graham Cracker

Someone who is initially fun to be around but is more and more boring as you get to know them, similar to the way a graham cracker tastes.

"Shannon is so fun!"

"You only say that because you've just met her. She's a graham cracker."

by iamck December 18, 2012

graham cracker

a caucasian person who hasn't totally lost his/her mind and is in hot pursuit of something greater than the microwave oven, who believes that life's greatest pleasures are not derived from those things that plug into little electrically charged holes in the wall.

"That graham cracker has been living off the grid for three years now, do you think he has a facebook?"

"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?

No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."

by a daily hypocrite May 25, 2012

Graham Cracker Knees

When someone's knees are made out of graham (i.e. their ligaments are easily torn and/or broken)

Wow! D. Rose has graham cracker knees.

RGIII is injured again? Must be due to his graham cracker knees.

by tooleeky November 25, 2014

Graham cracker booty

A weak, undefined, and un-toned buttocks on a short stalky person.

That girl dont do squats or deadlifts
Yea she got a graham cracker booty

by BigGains720 June 23, 2015

graham cracker finish

ancient dance move used in high school's across northern new jersey

Lenny won the dance battle with his graham cracker finish.

by flavafebvre October 23, 2017

Graham cracker

When a white and black person fall in love they’ll make a graham cracker kid

I’mma graham cracker

by Lilnuggetky September 27, 2019