graduate school

What you say you did with your 20's/30's when you didn't do anything important or remotely useful but you have to explain now because someone asked

Lobocuda: "Man didn't someone tell me you were in prison back then?"

Tacobooco: "Nope...was in graduate school back then."

Lobocuda: "Ah ok, that's why I simultaneously remember you smelling horrible then but also that I never saw you...strange..."

by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018

You gonna graduate in that white tee

Means that you will never be better than what you are now. Comes from the movie 'Drum Line' when Nick Cannon was running up the steps and he fell and his band coordinator told him "Boy, you gonna graduate in that white T-shirt. Damn!"

Yo, this is my 3rd year in Geometry. I can't pass it for shit.

Person #2: You gonna graduate in that white tee

by Big-Liek July 12, 2010

I'll Sleep When I Graduate!

Similar in meaning to saying "I'll sleep when I'm dead!"

Something a failing high school/college student says when they pull an all-nighter while they stay up studying for finals.

Student: I NEED TO STUDY!

Mother: Ok honey, just make sure to sleep well so you don't fall asleep while taking your test!

Student: Mom, are you crazy?!? I'LL SLEEP WHEN I GRADUATE!

by Schnurpeopolis January 6, 2013

graduate job

Something that all university students are told they must set out to attain, without which their life will be deemed societally worthless and all their dreams will never come true.

Got a graduate job yet Steve?

No not yet.

Sorry to hear that...have you considered having yourself euthanised?

by Gigga n00b June 29, 2016

The Graduate (the band)

(Easily considered the most talented band that I have EVER seen live) A band that creates amazing music and is extremely talented-that should be signed so that I can get some more of their music-their stage presence will make you feel as if they (or at the very least, the lead singer) is peering into your very soul even in the most crowded room.

Amazing sound, amazing presence, amazing talent, an amazing band.

~the end~

"The Graduate (the band)" is godly.

by A temporarily lost soul.. September 6, 2010

Graduate student syndrome

Graduate student syndrome includes those who've never held a job, their parents paid for their education, think that they know better than you outside of their discipline, can never be wrong, can't admit when they are wrong, and are insecure.

Jesse attempted to school his landlord with respect to property management law. He got his ass handed to him. He thinks that he knows everything and is never wrong. I think he's suffering from graduate student syndrome.

by kilday April 7, 2019

Christmas Graduate

University student that is kicked out of school halfway through the year due to poor academic performance.

"Where did Charlie go?"

"He got debarred. He's a Christmas Graduate."

by Eugene206 December 7, 2006