grad student

1. adj.
lifeless; without hope
2. n.
a sense of despair
3. v.
to make a really poor decision

see: game over

"Man I really grad-studented when I decided to eat that rotten hot-dog last night."
"That dead bum we just passed sent a shudder of grad student through me."

by OMH December 14, 2005

grad student

Someone who postpones his unemployment, by staying in College to further his degree. Can be from between 2-to-8 years. A grad student is either a lazy bum who doesn’t want to leave College , or an overachieving dork.

Student 1: Man I gotta start finding a job tomorrow.Student 2: Nah, just become a grad student, and kick back another couplea years. Hey there’s a kegger tomorrow, you in?

by banky123 July 20, 2006

Grad bod

similar to dad bod, but only achieved by binge drinking while studying all year. No kids necessary.

Chicks totally dig grad bod cause they think it's dad bod.

by thamothafuckinman June 6, 2015

Grad Party Diet

A popular diet for people who have to attend graduation parties where there will be a shitload of food. You start out by not eating anything on the day of the party until you get there. Once you've arrived, you proceed to stuff your face with delicious and probably expensive food. After the party you return home and don't eat until the next grad party.

Don't worry, I'm on the Grad Party Diet. It's all good.

by Pilari August 7, 2011

Grad Swag

The honorary stoles and collars worn with the graduation gown. Usually denotes high acheivement throughout various areas in academics.

Person 1: Is that your National Honor Society collar?
Person 2: Hell yeah! You know your jealous of this grad swag!

by TheRedShirtWhoLived July 7, 2010

Grad ring

A very flexible term for a frat boy, a group of them, or their mental outlook on life. Derives from the cold hard fact that no one other than an asshole would buy or wear a grad ring. Therefore, by a clever trick of logic you can safely assume any frat boy you meet owns a grad ring.

Did you see the size of that guy's grad ring?! (accusatory)

John got drunk and went all grad ring on us.

When the grad rings arrived at the party, we knew it was time to jam out.

by tunguska December 12, 2004

Grad School

Noun.

Short for: Graduate School

A place your social life goes to die and your wallet goes for a long term crash diet.

A place any remaining sanity left after undergraduate school, and any duration of living in the real world post-undergrad, is officially taken away.

"I owe over $150,000 dollars in student loans from grad school and all I got was this stupid underpaid job."

by mswcandidategirl87 November 5, 2013