the gotch

A sexually transmitted disease that has evolved from syphillis, genital herpes, and the "clap."

"I heard she got the gotch, what a slut!"

"I don't know what the gotch is, but I'm pretty damn sure I don't have it!"

"I think the gotch count in the room is about ten."

by Paul Haggis, Dan Larsony January 16, 2008

For'gotch'a

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Descramble that?<<<

When the plans go as attended. Minus the one who been excused by a excuse of someone's intent. Like! "somehow", I for'gotch'a was even here....

by VanNew'Zing July 19, 2024

On Gotch

When Lo kringle triscuit bucket eater gets too fried and starts fraggin out.

Lo Plinker, say on gotch?
“On Gotch.”
someone help him he ate canola oil

by rabber87 April 3, 2024

Oh My Gotch

Another way of saying “oh my gosh”

A better way of saying it

“Oh my gotch I fell over that curb that’s so embarrassing”
“i’m gonna fail this test oh my gotch

by an3k4K March 19, 2025

Gochenour

A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.

Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?

Wade: He's a Gochenour.

Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.

Wade: He beats her, too.

by Kalbach September 30, 2023

Hotter than Satan's gooch

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

gonch monster

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).

Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.

by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020