gormongus

gormongus . used meaning unknown

kcir: gormongus

soap: no gormongus

kcir: gormonus

by mettlol November 12, 2021

gorpher

A person who farts in the bath tub and eats their bubbles.

Abby is a GORPHER because she farted in the bathtub and ate her fart bubbles.

by tony woodward February 3, 2008

Gompei

The raddest, baddest, most amazing and influential mascot from Worcester Polytech Institute. He also has a bronzed head on a mini-goat that is vigorous and intensely fought over by the entire campus.

John: "Hey, want to go get the Gompei's head at today's rivalry event??"
Nick: "OF COURSE!! We only have to out beat and run the rest of campus...no big deal"

by mdgmusic93 October 18, 2011

gormandale

iits where the secret gormy forces are patrolling on there serpants,its the home of the one and only Gavin Batchelor aka capt'n hook. all the coons are at the local shop getting there four and twentys, then staunching at the primary school

gormandale the place to be

by The hook November 17, 2013

Gormless Minger

It means you are most likely dumb and ugly but mostly used as an insult in cod lobbies

Tj: You fucking gormless minger
Soup: Oh n o way bro same

by TJHIJINX August 28, 2021

gormless

stupid or slow-witted; adjective - (Oxford English Dictionary definition) also describes one who is lacking in composure, grace, intellect, style etc.

A nick-name for one whose attributes are all of the above.

Tom: That guy is SO gormless, he really doesn't have a clue! It's actually hilarious to watch... from a distance.
Dick: Yeah, I really cant stand that guy! I'd NEVER invite him to a party.
Harry: Guys, chill, it can't be easy to wake up every morning and have to face not only the world but also yourself. Have some compassion for the dude; he's clearly got problems.

Brian: Sometimes I just feel so, so, SO gormless!
Briana: Hmm, 'gormless', rhymes with formless, chormless, hormless...
Brian: That's not helpful.
Briana: Perhaps if you thought about your words before you spoke them... hmm? After all, the definition of a gentleman IS 'one who says what they mean and means what they say'!

"The man gormlessly(<-adverb) spent his life with his proverbial foot in his mouth; always the moment killer, cringe worthy comment maker, lie starter and shit stirrer. He had made many enemies out of friends and had a lot to atone for."

by whiteymcfitey January 4, 2009

goimp

To shit and puke simultaneously. To barf and pooh at the same time.

Bugger, Marjorie, I've just goimped all over the cat again.

by Boskins January 10, 2009