gormless

Entirely bereft of gorm.

The gormless marketroid didn't realize that he was being had.

by Dennis The Tiger July 7, 2005

gormley ruch

a midget, lesbian slut, mexican who likes to drink man juice by the gallon

i hate that gormley ruch of a fooker

by gjeirmtortuhdye May 30, 2004

gormley

(v) 1) to engage in thoughtful passionate political dialogue, 2) to persuade left wing liberals of the error of their ways. 3) to life in a delusion that you are always right, due to narrow mindedness.

e.g. The old professor gormlied his young colleague friend from Washington D.C. and they lived happily every after.

gormlied (past tense) (n) a person of unusual charm, good taste, sophistication and an inflated sense of himself.

by Jock February 2, 2005

gormlessly

Lacking intelligence and vitality; dull.

The dead figure stared gormlessly out into the open world.

by Bastille'sskinnylover December 11, 2013

Gormless worm

When you’ve got to Amsterdam for a long weekend involving a lot of booze and Marching powder, and return to your UK workplace and cease to function like a normal human being. Zero human emotions are possible except a gormless, lifeless expression

Any timeframe on when you’ll cease to be a gormless worm ?

by Taxman January 12, 2021

Gormley

Describing something that is rather unpleasant.

"Her body was fine, but her face was pretty gormley."

by Frecker February 11, 2013

gormley

a retarded midget that has an IQ of 1.5, lacks talent of any sort except for penis/semen consumption, can fit an entire banana in his mouth

Is that gormley with 5 cocks in his mouth all at once? wow, he loves that cock, he's been going at it for 3 hours!

by gormley's pimp May 26, 2003