Goontosis

A state achieved by prolonged edging, which than turns into gooning until one ultimately reaches the most powerful state of a goon, the hypnosis trance like state known as goontosis

I caught my little brother in goontosis, he was non verbal.

by trinitybolt February 7, 2024

goontosis

A state of paralysis caused from too much gooning.

"What's wrong with that guy?"
"Someone call a doctor! He's in goontosis!"

by OJ Simpso February 7, 2024

Goontosis

The process of being in the midst and most extreme part of “Gooning”

Jeff: Hey man, you wanna go to the park
David: *Doesn’t respond for he is in the middle of Goontosis and is mentally in another reality*

by Dick Johnson Smalls February 14, 2024

goontosis

A state reached after gooning for a prolonged amount of time. Similar to hypnosis, you become one with the goon. A stiff breeze or a sudden movement will be enough to make you cream cheese all over the place.

Teacher: Brayden is in the back of the class with his eyes rolled back and his lip quivering, I think he’s in a state of goontosis.
Principal: Damn it, carry him over to my office right now!

by Waukee fan man February 16, 2024

Goontosis

Goontosis means the state of gooning so much your mind gets taken over by the amount of gooning that you are doing, and you just get taken over and then get so much pleasure, you pass out.

Aidan - Oh no! Junior is going into goontosis!
Junior - oh shit... i-i think i lost my gooning streak *busts*

by So, we're trolling. February 18, 2024

goontosis

Goontosis is a disease one may contract from overly gooning. It causes blisters on the genitalia area, as well as rashes. Goontosis may be treated with medication, but cannot be cured.

“Did you hear? Anthony contracted Goontosis!”

by GH0STGOR3 February 20, 2024

Goontosis

The heightened state of gooning, similar to enlightenment for gooning. The individual who reaches goontosis can control their sperm like an air bender for avatar, also known as a cum bender.

I once saw a robber running away after robbing the bank, but he was struck down in a barrage of sperm pellets controlled by someone who achieved goontosis

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024