Goldfish

Great crackers from Peppridge farms. They're baked, not fried, come in different varieties, and smile back. Try mixing them up all in one bag.

Hmm... pretzel, pizza, cheddar, and color goldfish mixed in one bag.

by Sean Ryan April 18, 2006

goldfished it

intentional memory blockage

yeah I soooo don't want to do that anyway!
So I goldfished it!

by mega3dfx May 14, 2005

goldfish

A girl whose only purpose is to look pretty. A goldfish is promiscuous and capable of having 100s of children in her lifetime all while ruining entire ecosystems. A goldfish does not contribute anything to society other than it's decorative outer beauty. Also know as a golddigger.

Brad: Yo I met this girl name Rachel on tinder.
David: Yo, don't talk to her she's a goldfish!

by DiscoCigs December 14, 2016

Goldfishing

A common occurrence at rock and hardcore shows where an audience member will attempt to mouth along to the song being played but having no idea what the words are. They will often simply open and close their lips in a manner similar to a goldfish.

Dan wanted to impress people at the Terror show, but was goldfishing everytime Scott held out the microphone.

by damnj November 22, 2014

Goldfish

A fish which most owners underestimate in care.

Person 1: Heard you got a goldfish. Where's the fishbowl?
Person 2: Fishbowl? No, he's a pond boy.

by VioletThePurple July 12, 2021

Goldfish

The snack that smiles back

Goldfish!

by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019

goldfish

1. A cheesy cracker shaped like a fish. It tends to smile back.
2. A person who is very forgetful or seems to have no memory at all.
3. A person who wears glasses that make their eyes look huge. Much like a goldfish's.

1. Michael: What are those cheesy snacks that always smile?
Brian: You mean goldfish?
Michael: Yeah!

2. Amy: Did you finish your homework last night?
Sarah: ...I don't know...What'd you ask me?

3. Nina: You see Rachel's glasses?
Emily: Yeah, now she's a goldfish.

by TKumi March 25, 2008