Glanket

A glow in the dark blanked.

P.I.G. stands for Pigs in-a Glanket
What's a glanket?
It's a glow in the dark blanket.

by That guy in the pants January 20, 2019

hand to gland combat

A very vigorous masturbation session!

Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat!

by CrazyDiamond January 27, 2005

glankles

a compound of the words "glass", "ankles". This term describes painful or injured ankles due to infirmity or misadventure.

This term is often used used when a person receives ground-shock when jumping down from something, when an athlete becomes injured from landing on their foot poorly, or in video gaming, where a player's character takes unexpected "fall damage".

The term is similar to "grankles"; infirmity of ankles, and subsequent difficulty walking, due to frailty of advanced age.

"Just jump down, the fence isn't that high!"
"Arrrgh, my glankles!.. no really.. I think I twisted something.."

"She has been sidelined for 3 games because of a recurrent injury. The team is hoping those glankles don't cost them the Cup."

by Erebus February 2, 2019

glangly

Glangly can be spelled two ways Glangly or for a more theatrical use gLangly which emphasizes the gibberish tone of the word. The word is extraordinary because it is open to interpretation and can be used whenever or wherever (via shakira). It is a chameleon of a word. It's easily adaptable. or it can be used to get out of circumstances, nobody would want their ass in.

Commonly used when asked for input, but you are indifferent or apathetic. Instead of caring, you glangly.

devonte: im so bored... and i hate the weather
nefisa: glangly

brittany: what the heelll does that mean?? :$
nefisa: glangly.

nefisa: my dog just died
devonte:...glangly.

Nefisa: Yo, dev, I'm pregnant with your baby
Devonte:....GLANGLY.

nefisa:.....I am your father
Devonte: gLangly :o

by devonte/nefisa (rare) May 7, 2011

gelani

Awesome person with an amazing sense of humor and quiet unless she has something to say. She is a good friend and is a great person with many friends.

She is a Gelani.

by gelani March 21, 2017

Proud Papa Glance

When you're done taking a dump and you stand and turn around to admire your mudbaby. Dismay is a common reaction, as some may spot peanuts, corn, or other bits of partially digested foods, yet they are certain that they hadn't eaten such things recently.

Tommy's kinda upset today. This morning, as he engaged in a Proud Papa Glance, he saw that it was riddled with peanuts, but he's allergic and can't eat peanuts! Leads him to believe he's not the real father of that turd.

by 6-Pack Jack July 26, 2011

glancer

A woman initially thought to be attractive at quick glance.

James: dude, did you see that girl in the next aisle over
Greg: yeah. She's a glancer

by CarlCarlson1275 January 8, 2016