Guffey

A Guffey is one of the most pure beings you may ever come in contact with. The name Guffey is truly a splendid thing to have because it was a royal family from Scotland that came to the Americas during the 1700s. The name Guffey comes from McGuffey again found in Scotland.

Wow, is that a Guffey walking down the street?

by 2-22 oof September 5, 2019

goffeck

A person who dresses in black, mainly Goths but some skaters and metalers are branded by townies with this misprounaciation of the word 'Gothic'

eeerr beys, lets jump us a Goffeck!

by mr_jonesybop August 9, 2005

goffy gibbler

One who bites the nipples of someone in order to obtain golf money.

George, why are you being such a goffy gibbler? That's how my grandma lost her nipples.

by cold pocket November 8, 2022

goffed

1. owned or screwed
2. when a post/thread gets edited or deleted
3. Goff is a moderator at Spawn forums

"You got goffed!!!"
"The thread was goffed because someone posted pr0n"

by dhlc December 18, 2005

Goffe

Typical emo teenager in Stockholm Sweden of the female gender. The male being called Grunthor Often found slashing her wrists or "playing the wrist violin" as it's also referred to. Camouflages her/himself in black since the daytime and sun is their natural enemy. Some purple, red, pink and striped varieties can also occur ocasionally. Manson is a hardcore yet typical goffe. On any given weekend night a typical stroll through any suburban park will yield the discovery of dozens sometimes more goffes and grunthors sitting in groups drinking lightbeer and slashing their wrists in synch with the dark repetitive music in their ipods.

Also a great and cheap way to dress for halloween themed parties since all you need is to rip your clothes and look depressed.

Feeling depressed? Wearing black? you're definately turning into a goffe.

Goffe is NOT a fashion statement. Its a way of life.

by Aussie_D January 16, 2009

Brian Guffey

B.G. is a man who trys to find the good in a person before he lays down the law of wisdom and then whole heartedly promotes self recognition and self love. B.G.will always make sure the path is clear for you to "walk your walk" or for you to "stubble but strive"...

"Cause we're living in a world of fools
Braking us down when they all should let us be
We belong to you and me
I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour
You're my savior when I fall
And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside that I really do
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love?"

If you have a Brian Guffey in your life, wake up and walk the walk of self love. Cause B.G. wouldn't be there if you haven't already proved that your acceptance and assurance of your inevitable self recognition is the key to true happiness and true love!

by Red Queen of Hearts December 2, 2022

goffy

the cringy version of goofy.

tldr: not funny

caleb: *tells a stupid joke*
me: how goffy of you

by goffycoffee123 May 27, 2020